tracking: grand master sassTumblr (3.0; @tolkien-shitposting)https://tolkien-shitposting.tumblr.com/<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/53246a32b1a24a5bbe193dafc2de513c/tumblr_p9fl29fFkB1u8ln5ho1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/77ed56fff1eaefe37282738ecd585d4b/tumblr_p9fl29fFkB1u8ln5ho2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/35f173c6c252b0eb271048351a645602/tumblr_p9fl29fFkB1u8ln5ho3_500.png"/><br/> <br/>https://tolkien-shitposting.tumblr.com/post/175006703798https://tolkien-shitposting.tumblr.com/post/175006703798Mon, 18 Jun 2018 07:00:44 -0500tolkien shitpostingbalinthorin oakenshieldhobbitdesolation of smauglotrtolkienshit i say<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/6e2fdb33c2367790127809dec580c676/tumblr_p9fk2xymA81u8ln5ho1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ea69821bdfb1e1d4fd8f711bce5f391a/tumblr_p9fk2xymA81u8ln5ho3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9412dc37a1a8fad421063807f2be408f/tumblr_p9fk2xymA81u8ln5ho2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/53d48e5ed0fb9329f780ea40861fd58c/tumblr_p9fk2xymA81u8ln5ho4_500.png"/><br/> <br/>https://tolkien-shitposting.tumblr.com/post/174532317695https://tolkien-shitposting.tumblr.com/post/174532317695Sun, 03 Jun 2018 10:00:48 -0500tolkien shitpostingbardthranduilbarduilhobbitlotrtolkienbotfa<p> <b>Faramir:</b> There’s a war on, dad.<br/><b>Denethor:</b> Oh, I wondered what the noise was.<span></span></p>https://tolkien-shitposting.tumblr.com/post/174345169253https://tolkien-shitposting.tumblr.com/post/174345169253Mon, 28 May 2018 14:42:28 -0500faramirdenethorLOTRdad's armytolkien shitpostingminas tirithgondor<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5df560da24b08d87f5d8278ca82a9d47/tumblr_p9fiqnI6Tq1u8ln5ho2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ee881bab741cfc944646115787bd504f/tumblr_p9fiqnI6Tq1u8ln5ho1_500.png"/><br/> <br/>https://tolkien-shitposting.tumblr.com/post/174330455128https://tolkien-shitposting.tumblr.com/post/174330455128Mon, 28 May 2018 03:11:11 -0500legolastolkien shitpostingthranduilhobbitlotrtolkienshit i say<p>Those of you who like Tolkien and Literature might want to follow my new blog with Literature/Tolkien fusions. I&rsquo;ll be taking abstracts from classic works and replace names with characters and places from Tolkien that have a close thematic relevance to the original work. To see what I mean, check out what I have already posted <a href="https://literature-fusions.tumblr.com/">https://literature-fusions.tumblr.com/</a> You can also submit your own fusions or pm them to me.</p>https://tolkien-shitposting.tumblr.com/post/174246130533https://tolkien-shitposting.tumblr.com/post/174246130533Fri, 25 May 2018 12:47:22 -0500literaturetolkienliterature fusions<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/27bebc210b3fdfa73629fb92c12d0d1f/tumblr_oyj7x7YtGm1u8ln5ho1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0406e17a00c2c1b171b8dcdb378468d8/tumblr_oyj7x7YtGm1u8ln5ho2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2e0c41e214ed6e5782cde348729b771e/tumblr_oyj7x7YtGm1u8ln5ho3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b8a0b17cf1f3d0dd71cd5f13480102a7/tumblr_oyj7x7YtGm1u8ln5ho4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="https://tolkien-shitposting.tumblr.com/post/166876201238/a-dose-of-noldorin-sass" class="tumblr_blog">tolkien-shitposting</a>:</p><blockquote><p style="">A dose of Noldorin sass.</p></blockquote>https://tolkien-shitposting.tumblr.com/post/172953690813https://tolkien-shitposting.tumblr.com/post/172953690813Sun, 15 Apr 2018 04:05:13 -0500noldorin sassthranduilelrondrivendellmirkwood<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b83cf4c25ff0aafaa17e0fdcb665bdd7/tumblr_p74t3wGlt71u8ln5ho1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/dfda9afa7627e8d40ce903594fc19d5b/tumblr_p74t3wGlt71u8ln5ho2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/fbcc564a9dac5540f7404ada7db2e112/tumblr_p74t3wGlt71u8ln5ho3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>https://tolkien-shitposting.tumblr.com/post/172896611893https://tolkien-shitposting.tumblr.com/post/172896611893Fri, 13 Apr 2018 11:14:20 -0500aragornelrondarwenlord of the ringstolkien shitposting“1, 2, 3… 7. Yep, they’re all here.”<br/><br/> - <em>Fëanor counting his sons after the BBQ party at Losgar</em>https://tolkien-shitposting.tumblr.com/post/172738517863https://tolkien-shitposting.tumblr.com/post/172738517863Sun, 08 Apr 2018 17:55:26 -0500feanornot sorry for the feanorian spamfeanor will become the rightful kinglosgarteleri shipsfeanorianssilmarilliontolkien shitposting<p><b>Noldor:</b> You can&rsquo;t kill the Teleri and then abandon your kin in the ice.<br/><b> Fëanor:</b> Try me bitch.<br/></p>https://tolkien-shitposting.tumblr.com/post/172554199618https://tolkien-shitposting.tumblr.com/post/172554199618Tue, 03 Apr 2018 08:47:39 -0500feanordaily dose of feanorian sassThe SilmarillionHelcaraxeteleritolkien shitposting<h2><b>Eönwë:</b> Hail Eärendil, of mariners most renowned, the looked for that cometh at unawares, the longed for that cometh beyond hope! Hail Eärendil, bearer of the light before the Sun and Moon! Splendour of the Children of Earth, star in the darkness, jewel in the sunset, radiant in the morning!<br/><b>Eärendil:</b> K lol</h2><p>-Eönwë to Eärendil upon his arrival in Valinor (probably)</p>https://tolkien-shitposting.tumblr.com/post/172171197843https://tolkien-shitposting.tumblr.com/post/172171197843Fri, 23 Mar 2018 10:06:14 -0500eonweearendiltirion upon tunamaiarnoldorsilmarilliontolkien shitposting<h2>*iPhone ringing*<br/><b> Fëanor:</b> Hello?<br/><b> Fingolfin:</b> So, when are you sending those ships back?<br/><b> Fëanor:<br/></b><b> Fëanor:</b> Mr Fëanor not kere, kere Karadrim servant. Pleaze leave your messige.</h2>https://tolkien-shitposting.tumblr.com/post/172171141858https://tolkien-shitposting.tumblr.com/post/172171141858Fri, 23 Mar 2018 10:03:46 -0500feanorfingolfinlosgarteleri shipslotrharadrimtolkien shitpostingsilmarillion<p>If you want to submit something or ask anything, make sure to message me or the other person to our *personal* accounts as we don&rsquo;t have access to the message board of this account.</p>https://tolkien-shitposting.tumblr.com/post/171966557613https://tolkien-shitposting.tumblr.com/post/171966557613Sat, 17 Mar 2018 11:15:09 -0500“I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries.”<br/><br/> - <em>Morgoth (when Fingolfin challenged him)</em>https://tolkien-shitposting.tumblr.com/post/171909096103https://tolkien-shitposting.tumblr.com/post/171909096103Thu, 15 Mar 2018 16:34:25 -0500morgothfingolfinmonty python and the holy grailtolkien shitposting“There’s no such thing as betrayal. Just unannounced change of plans.”<br/><br/> - <em>Fëanor (surely)<br/></em>https://tolkien-shitposting.tumblr.com/post/171759855148https://tolkien-shitposting.tumblr.com/post/171759855148Sun, 11 Mar 2018 09:40:25 -0500feanorhelcaraxeburning of ships losgarbetrayaltolkien shitposting<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1097a1b11940edf645efe484da365881/tumblr_p5fixxJWL71u8ln5ho1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a9ee2a75e51ea00f87aaf5d488050e60/tumblr_p5fixxJWL71u8ln5ho2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/08efb456cbbec1a6c110eacebf96c64b/tumblr_p5fixxJWL71u8ln5ho3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>https://tolkien-shitposting.tumblr.com/post/171758938038https://tolkien-shitposting.tumblr.com/post/171758938038Sun, 11 Mar 2018 09:01:09 -0500gandalfelrondrivendellearendiltolkien shitposting<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/6d77c602fde70a269c9d348add7a9fdc/tumblr_noitrmG9941u8ln5ho1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/af0f864246c33e3c4cba7971bff346e9/tumblr_noitrmG9941u8ln5ho2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/11dd5dfb763346aad734b69ae042f46f/tumblr_noitrmG9941u8ln5ho3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/69271a0e21691d71638717aa1ce26f11/tumblr_noitrmG9941u8ln5ho4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p>For International Women’s Day.</p>https://tolkien-shitposting.tumblr.com/post/171671839973https://tolkien-shitposting.tumblr.com/post/171671839973Thu, 08 Mar 2018 16:42:14 -0600eowyntolkien shitpostingwitch king of angmarwitch kinglotrtolkien“If you can’t handle me at my worst, don’t bother because I don’t have a best.”<br/><br/> - <em>Curufin (probably)</em>https://tolkien-shitposting.tumblr.com/post/171203687293https://tolkien-shitposting.tumblr.com/post/171203687293Fri, 23 Feb 2018 11:07:50 -0600curufinsassy noldortolkien shitpostingelves<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/53fd381c50f6d9642374f5e4382ca0d7/tumblr_ovswt53plo1u8ln5ho2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/125734cdb83fc957addae37ae1f4b0a1/tumblr_ovswt53plo1u8ln5ho3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5d14d15c7e69dfdc7c2bfd17a08ea580/tumblr_ovswt53plo1u8ln5ho1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0d7d37cbc08b9d7e951aa1d786b5d4ab/tumblr_ovswt53plo1u8ln5ho4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8a3c6f1f6d5f31bb9dc08341b0e272a1/tumblr_ovswt53plo1u8ln5ho5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f523d121fc9ce37aea8be1a810124e14/tumblr_ovswt53plo1u8ln5ho6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>Constitutional Gondorians</p>https://tolkien-shitposting.tumblr.com/post/171124179453https://tolkien-shitposting.tumblr.com/post/171124179453Wed, 21 Feb 2018 05:29:02 -0600aragorngondorminas tirithmonthy python quoteselrondarthuriantolkien shitposting<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d275663ef4dc590d4732b2fb1d36127a/tumblr_p450sxnoBe1u8ln5ho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>https://tolkien-shitposting.tumblr.com/post/171105765316https://tolkien-shitposting.tumblr.com/post/171105765316Tue, 20 Feb 2018 17:00:53 -0600thranduilthe hobbit dosthranduil and thorinthranduil sassmirkwoodsindar elvestolkien shitposting<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/12e712b559ec31d645bbf40214101baa/tumblr_p4el5iclOb1u8ln5ho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>https://tolkien-shitposting.tumblr.com/post/171073793164https://tolkien-shitposting.tumblr.com/post/171073793164Mon, 19 Feb 2018 20:00:35 -0600thranduilthranduil sassthe hobbit dostrhanduil and thorinmirkwoodparks and rec quotestolkien shitposting