A dose of Noldorin sass.
Faramir: There’s a war on, dad.
Denethor: Oh, I wondered what the noise was.
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1, 2, 3… 7. Yep, they’re all here.
Fëanor counting his sons after the BBQ party at Losgar
Noldor: You can’t kill the Teleri and then abandon your kin in the ice.
Fëanor: Try me bitch.
Eönwë: Hail Eärendil, of mariners most renowned, the looked for that cometh at unawares, the longed for that cometh beyond hope! Hail Eärendil, bearer of the light before the Sun and Moon! Splendour of the Children of Earth, star in the darkness, jewel in the sunset, radiant in the morning!
Eärendil: K lol
-Eönwë to Eärendil upon his arrival in Valinor (probably)