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Faramir: There’s a war on, dad.
Denethor: Oh, I wondered what the noise was.
Those of you who like Tolkien and Literature might want to follow my new blog with Literature/Tolkien fusions. I’ll be taking abstracts from classic works and replace names with characters and places from Tolkien that have a close thematic relevance to the original work. To see what I mean, check out what I have already posted https://literature-fusions.tumblr.com/ You can also submit your own fusions or pm them to me.
1, 2, 3… 7. Yep, they’re all here.
Fëanor counting his sons after the BBQ party at Losgar
Eönwë: Hail Eärendil, of mariners most renowned, the looked for that cometh at unawares, the longed for that cometh beyond hope! Hail Eärendil, bearer of the light before the Sun and Moon! Splendour of the Children of Earth, star in the darkness, jewel in the sunset, radiant in the morning!
Eärendil: K lol
-Eönwë to Eärendil upon his arrival in Valinor (probably)